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When we finish an event our 'trans-mission' is accomplished

as a company we 'go the extra mile' to provide customer service

'headlights, camera, action'

we love to 'fuel' the fun

grab your party 'gear'

leave it to us to make head or 'tail-gate' of difficult situations

beat the 'traffic' and book now

'speed' towards your event 'destination'

don't 'throttle' your partner when they won't smile

'dash' to book

we aim to raise the 'sun-roof'

'be-spoke' design just for your occasion

any issues? we get to the 'route' of the problem

we won't 'crash and burn'

'swerve' the other companies

leave you in 'suspension' for you up coming do

'map out' your requirements

your guests will be 'in-taxi-cated'

we've worked hard and have plenty to 'chauffeur' it

'skid; to a halt when you see what we do

you won't be able to 'curb' your enthusiasm when you book us

we work 'incon-junction' with your company

our product is 'right up your street'

we won't let your request 'drive us round the bend'

it won't 'drive us away' no matter what you need

our quote is 'direct' not ' round the houses'

'give-way' to fun

we don't mind if your guest have too many 'pina-collide-a's

it won't be a 'taxi-dent' if you book us

don't 'stall' any further and call us now

your be 'tripping out'

when guests 'run out of gas' we will 'pick-up' the 'pace'

if you regret not booking we won't say  'tow-ed you so'

party organising is hard to 'keep track of'

so use our 'manual' to help 

having a great time comes 'automatically' with us

Don't chase your 'tail-light' 

see your guests smile 'full-beam'

if you've already booked something 'reverse' that and look here

need something special? 'indicate' to us what it is

longer events? don't worry we don't get 'tyred'

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